Monday, February 7, 2011

3:54 am.


I was going to write something totally witty/ funny but Atif Aslam’s Billy Jean started playing on my ‘tunes and I have lost all train of thought! I ate two small Hershey’s chocolates to try to shake off the experience of listening to the ridiculous tongue rolling in all the wrong places to try to develop some sort of ridiculous accent which he finds absolutely necessary.  This, however, is not an Atif Aslam bashing; that has been overdone thankfully! HERSHEY’SHERSHEY’SHERSHEY’S! MITCHELL JHONSON RUNNING DOWN THE PITCH! Ugh. It’s no use. My poor ear has been taken by surprise. This is what will ring in it all night:

“…HAYE! People always told meeih! Be careful whatchu do
Uh don’t go around baking young girls hearts
Yeh mama always told meeihaah!
Be careful who you love
Be careful whatchu do because the lie becomes… AAAYAAY (?!!)
Bull-lly Jean is not my…LOVA!!!
She’s just a guuu-uuul
She says I….I am the one…says I’m the wooooo-onnnnnayeeeeee”

Good night.



1 comment:

  1. Hahaha hayeeeeee. SHEESH. Why was this even ON your playlist?! Nicely done though :P

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