The benefits of having tape stuck in your hair

There's tape stuck in my hair
I'd want to rip it out but what do I care
It could be useful to leave it there
(I only watched FIFA for the hot men I declare)
But just thinking of the benefits make me mad
All the success we could've had
It would've kept the wisps out of Afridi's eyes
And that's why Malinga saw that ball up in the skies
Cause he had some freaking tape under that orange hair
Refer it to third umpire cause that really isn't fair
The Chacha at the market needs to tape up a bit
So make sure you see that shiny surface from where you sit
Cause think of how happy will be Yousuaf Gillani
When he finds out his nation is selling hairless biryani
Sometimes tape can be useful stuck in other places
Like for example on the wall or the lamp or on people's faces
That is what I'm really talking about
Someone please stick some tape over Justin Bieber's mouth
So tape it on and do it with style
Cause taking it out could take a while
So next time you feel like no one cares
Treat yourself and stick tape in your hair